Celebrity Protuberance Watch - Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Just calling it right now. I think Elisabeth Hasselbeck is with child. She's looking a little fuller these days. Maybe it's an Election Night Baby!

Retarded News of the Day - Suri Cruise is H-O-T

Not "hot" as in sexy, stolen, or spicy, but "hot" as in of the moment. And, well, I don't know what else because for Shiva's sake, she's a toddler.

By the way, Sam Sheen? Sam FREAKING Sheen? Violet Affleck was totally robbed.

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